Well, if we knew xactly, we could tell ya! They sent some guy called a car-tog-ruffer (or, somethin' like that) out here to the ranch to figger out 'xactly where this place is. He drew a bunch a pitchurs of mountains an' trees that don't much look like mountains an' trees. An' he drew the ranch house, barn and bunk house an' they purty much look like they should.

But, after spendin' nearly a hunnerd bucks for three month's work, while he trudged through all the hills 'n valleys 'n mountains on Dorothy, this scruffy-lookin' donkey, drawin' his pitchurs an' makin' notes, I'll be danged if we kin figger out xactly where we are! Frankly, I think he musta spent a whole lotta time at the Broken Spur up in Los Robles.