Imagine your friend's and co-worker's surprise when you tell 'em you've decided to jus' can it all an' become a cowboy! No more dress codes! You'll be free to wear jeans, tee shirts, n' boots ANY TIME YOU WANT. You kin talk with a drawl an' drop "ain't," "boy howdy," "nosiree, Bob" an' even an occasional "sheeeee-it" into yer daily conversation jus' to let everybody know yer serious 'bout this.

Make friends with the other wranglers here at the ranch (. . .you know, the ones you've been readin' about right here). Drop their names into conversations at cocktail parties jus' to impress yer friends an' let 'em know the kinda people you really like to hang with. Talk about yer horse.  Make up stories about chasin' mountain lion at Rancho Relaxo.  Invite your friends out to yer ranch for a week or so . . . jus' print out a copy of the map an' wish 'em luck!

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